My new sandals.  No, I can’t walk on them, no, they’re nothing like my usual kind of footwear, no, I just don’t normally buy shoes on a whim.

Yes, I couldn’t say no to them!

Hahaha, there’s a GUIDE!

This mostly amuses me because still, most people won’t read it.

Story of Stuff, Full Version; How Things Work, About Stuff (via psychetruth)

Great message! Fantastic message!

Good god her voice is annoying though.

Yeah, just, if you get to the freezing step? Make sure your shoes are well wrapped up.  Or everything you eat for a month will taste of shoes.

Ewww.

Really interesting blog about a boy who believes he’s from Mars.

I’m sceptical, mostly because it sounds like the kind of stuff I know I could have come out with as a kid made up out of my head, so, I’m just thinking autistic kid with a hyperactive imagination. But if it’s true, it could be kinda cool…

This was my Easter present instead of an egg.

I might have neglected to mention on this blog so far that my dad’s a Methodist Minister and my mum’s a Local Preacher.

I think we can only semi justify it by the fact that perhaps Jesus was a zombie?

One I should not be getting practise of shooting in the head, I presume.

Mum: I… have a rash on my face.

Me: EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Mum: I’ll E-U you!

…I think that’s the most terrifying response ever. The EU isn’t good to England at all!